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"Plagiarist!"

Interdisciplinary studies.

'How do you think he died?'

"Get back down here before you fall and hurt yourself"

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

'Because he's not OLD enough to be bipedal yet!'

Slacker Husband

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'I invented the door, and right away the Tribal Council passed a no-knock law!'

Caveman: 'ARRRGH! Run for it KRAG! DINOSAWS!!'

Creationists now agree with the scientific theory that the ginosaurs were probably wiped out by the impact of a large asteroid.

'Because he's not OLD enough to be bipedal yet!'

"WOW! He's a dinosaurs dinosaur."

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

Free range dinosaur eggs

At the Museum

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Ancient Racing

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

E=mc2.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"And this is our media room."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained