Palaeontologist T-Shirts

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.

Lessons from the fossil record: Discarded consumer goods in the anthropocene layer in the rock strata.

Dinosaur bones assembled incorrectly

No dinosaurs died to make our gas.

'It's a wonderful find, and yet there's something suspicious about it.'

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

'They're extinct in nature, but a number have managed to hang on here in the corporate world.'

'We've worked out what the creature looked like - now all we need to do is find out why it became extinct.'

'It looks like this big fellow was ready for the ice age, but where did he get the hat?'

Dinosaur in the vet's waiting room.

CRAMP!

"This particular species is believed to have traveled in troupes."

"So help me, Harrison. . . If you say 'The Hip Bone's Connected To The Thigh Bone' once more, I'll. . ."

Richard Owen

Dilophosaurus

"It's fantastic, Professor, we've discovered a Thesarus!"

Ikeasaurus

"Let's try role-reversal - Starting tomorrow, YOU gather while SHE hunts."

Velocirappers

The possible extinction of the human race due to environmental degradation

A flying pterodactyl

Fossil Frustrations

'Sure, but can you THINK on your feet?'

Dinosaur named Thesaurus Rex

'Sure, but can you THINK on your feet'

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

"You're right. We really don't know what the skin looked like."

"Too much?"

'Let's make this one the biggest one ever.'

The Extinction of the Dinosaurs

'Sure, but can you THINK on your feet?'

'No, not Cro-Magnon - something about it makes me think it's Neanderthal.'

dinosaur lurks behind palaeontologist

BRAIN THE SIZE OF A WALNUT -- PLEASE HELP