Paleontology T-Shirts

"The arms wouldn't be so noticeable if he'd stop playing air guitar."

The first Valentine...

"This particular species is believed to have travelled in troupes."

Jurassic Parking Lot

"I have a bad feeling about this."

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

"Frankly, I don't see the resemblance."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'So, no matter how bad things may look, you just have to say to yourself, 'Hey, it's not the end of the world!''

'Now that we've learned to talk, we'd better establish some local community standards.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

"This is a minor setback. The hunter-gatherer economy is still good."

"William dabbles in paleontology."

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

"Memo to self: 'Feathers?'"

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

'Oh, no - that's just the prototype.'

Why dinosaurs became extinct: 'Okay, I'm on top...now what?'

'Oh god, I've totally wasted my life.'

'Ignore it, Henderson. It's unscientific.'

'You can't believe a word he says since he invented the subjunctive.'

"I can't believe I ate all that salad for nothing."

"But you can call me Rex."

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'Everything's a tradeoff - now that I can walk upright, I can't wiggle my ears any more.'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'...and the award for best newcomer goes to...'

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

The First Vegetarians.

Dinosaurs miss Noah's Ark.