Paleontology Prints

"The arms wouldn't be so noticeable if he'd stop playing air guitar."

The first Valentine...

"This particular species is believed to have travelled in troupes."

"Frankly, I don't see the resemblance."

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

"I have a bad feeling about this."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'So, no matter how bad things may look, you just have to say to yourself, 'Hey, it's not the end of the world!''

'Now that we've learned to talk, we'd better establish some local community standards.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

"This is a minor setback. The hunter-gatherer economy is still good."

"William dabbles in paleontology."

'Oh god, I've totally wasted my life.'

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

"Memo to self: 'Feathers?'"

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

'Oh, no - that's just the prototype.'

'Ignore it, Henderson. It's unscientific.'

"I can't believe I ate all that salad for nothing."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'You can't believe a word he says since he invented the subjunctive.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'Everything's a tradeoff - now that I can walk upright, I can't wiggle my ears any more.'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

The First Vegetarians.

'...and the award for best newcomer goes to...'

Dinosaurs miss Noah's Ark.

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

'Is the fire included?'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

'We're the largest, strongest things on this planet! Why change now?'