Paleontology Fan Prints

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'Those warm-blooded things will never last -- they're too hyperactive.'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

"I'd give up being the most fearsome creature on the planet if I could just reach my weenie."

Luck

Dinosaur Group Think

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"Starring in 'Jurassic Park' has turned Colin into a real big-head!"

Extinct dinosaur...

The dinosaurs died out virtually overnight...

"Sabre-tooth, not buck-tooth."

"My mum has killed a diplodocus: So it's diplodocus for breakfast, lunch and dinner for the next few weeks..."

'Hey! -- Who knocked a hole in the pizza pan I invented?'

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it'

'Dis one is dangerous? Og can't remember.'

Minor Extinction.

'Get right back up there before you lose your nerve!'

Best before 65 million BC.

'This is the largest land predator that ever existed -- I may need a little help.'

Thesaurus Rex had the largest vocabulary of all the dinosaurs

'Hi, folks! -- I'm selling vacation time-shares in Atlantis.'

'Go ahead -- pull Oog's finger!'

'He gets credit for being a great inventor, but actually he just enjoys rubbing sticks together.'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

'Don't worry, Dearie -- when you've been married as long as I have, your forehead will recede, too!'

'Grandpa, tell us again how we won the war on terror!'

Back in the days of giant prehistoric bugs.

At the Museum

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'