Volcano Watching Gifts

"So... you ever get tired of being the strong silent type?"

"Nah, climate change isn't real."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Jurassic Pork.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

Volcaniax

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

Pyramids exploding.

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

The lesser known active volcanoes.

Volcanic ash...

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

"Fight or flight?"

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

Artist painting a lightening bolt that is about to strike him.

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

"The glaciers are angry."

Iceland volcano

Spiro & Pusho cook a chicken on a volcano

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

Mountaineer about to block hole of smoking volcano

"Several groups have claimed responsibility."

"He's got to have his morning coffee. We call him Java Man."

"I requested a specialist in magma, not manga."

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

Stormy Night

"I graduated magma cum laude."

"It's our time of Thanksgiving."

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'