Volcano Watching T-Shirts

"So... you ever get tired of being the strong silent type?"

"Nah, climate change isn't real."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Jurassic Pork.'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Volcaniax

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

The lesser known active volcanoes.

Pyramids exploding.

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Volcanic ash...

"Fight or flight?"

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

"Yes, it's dangerous but, if there is a power there, think what it will mean for HD TVs, cell phones, ipods ... "

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

"The glaciers are angry."

Spiro & Pusho cook a chicken on a volcano

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

Artist painting a lightening bolt that is about to strike him.

Iceland volcano

Old Geezers Erupting Every Hour on the Hour.

Mountaineer about to block hole of smoking volcano

"Several groups have claimed responsibility."

"I requested a specialist in magma, not manga."

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

Stormy Night

"I graduated magma cum laude."

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'