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"Admit it, we're lost."

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Jurassic Pork.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Black hole setting

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

Volcaniax

The lesser known active volcanoes.

Lizard Amusement Park

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Pyramids exploding.

Volcanic ash...

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

Spiro & Pusho cook a chicken on a volcano

"It's early days but the new variant does seem a lot less aggressive!"

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

Iceland volcano

"The glaciers are angry."

Mountaineer about to block hole of smoking volcano

"Several groups have claimed responsibility."

"It's our time of Thanksgiving."

Chaos

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

"I requested a specialist in magma, not manga."

"I graduated magma cum laude."

"Beware of watchdog."

'Was that you?'

"OK, now here comes the lava."

'The only thing going up in the air is Volanic Ash and our holiday plans.'