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"OK, now here comes the lava."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Jurassic Pork.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

Economy

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Volcaniax

Pyramids exploding.

Lizard Amusement Park

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

The lesser known active volcanoes.

Volcanic ash...

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

"The glaciers are angry."

Spiro & Pusho cook a chicken on a volcano

Iceland volcano

Old Geezers Erupting Every Hour on the Hour.

Mountaineer about to block hole of smoking volcano

"Several groups have claimed responsibility."

"It's our time of Thanksgiving."

"I requested a specialist in magma, not manga."

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

"I graduated magma cum laude."

Chaos

"He's got to have his morning coffee. We call him Java Man."

'Was that you?'

Volcano Danger: 'We are shutting down your Wright Brothers exhibit until Andy's volcano is dormant again.'