Villa Vacationer Gifts

"You didn't tell me Tuscany doesn't have cable."

"Did you remember to order a liner for the pool?"

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"First class, or with children?"

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Camping.

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

Easter Island Shades...

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."