Desk-bound Adventurer T-Shirts

The sword or the briefcase in the stone

"My email is down... talk to me."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

You are here.

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

Free Range Employees.

Responsibility and duties

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Office Park

Whack, Out of Whack.

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

The Corporate Rat.

"Two boys from legal to see you."

Business-Class.

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

"it appears I'm being relocated"

'He's under office-arrest.'

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

"The new boss might seem severe, but he won't bite your head off!"

Natural Cycles in the Office Environment

Working Vacation.

Jack and the Beanstalk.

"Is that you, or am I experiencing Artificial Reality?"

"It's a jungle out there. You'll love it."

"You're in cubicle 1,962. If you get lost in there, I'll send a drone in to guide you."

'The small sword? That's for internships.'

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