Remote Office Adventurer T-Shirts

'I'm sorry but Mr. Williams is out of the office, getting more biscotti.'

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

You are here.

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

Free Range Employees.

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

Responsibility and duties

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

The Corporate Rat.

"Two boys from legal to see you."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"I want to work from home!"

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Whack, Out of Whack.

Office Park

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

Business-Class.

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

"it appears I'm being relocated"

Working from Home.

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'