Desk Wanderer Prints

'Why do you need an alarm clock'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

In basket-case.

Golfing Boss

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Overworked in the office

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

Shake it all about sign on desk

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

In case of emergency, break glass.

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

Free Range Employees.

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

Finger on the Z Key

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

Inkwell Genie.

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

You are here.

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

Businessman at a bar mad to look like desk. Bartender says: 'The usual, Mr. B?'