Doughnut Drifter Gifts

Some rafters are caught red-handed seated comfortably in stolen floating devices...

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Dawing your Cellphone

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Dog Day Afternoon

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

"I'd rather be at the office."

Freddie's water

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

"Travellin' through?"

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

Continental Drift.

"I suppose we could call it the doughnut asteroid..."

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

'Do you know why I stopped you?'

Introductory Police Training

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

Sometimes, when she was bored at work, she would graze around the internet.

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

Linda sets a pick, allowing Dave a clear path to the last doughnut.

'Sky. . . earth. . . trees. . . birds. . . what a novel idea.'

'Donuts make me STRONG!'

Snooze Cruise

"I got in 9 holes this morning!"

"Let's have a look at that Appalachian trail map again."

"Sure, we've hopelessly lost but, right now, who cares?"

Land's End

"I believe the doughnuts were planted in my squad car in an effort to discredit me."

Ask About Our Diet Doughnuts! All the calories are in the holes.

'I know you're excited about the game, Norman, but is it really necessary to slam dunk your doughnut?'

'I can see it's going to be one of those days — my doughnut just rolled down the mountain.'