Doughnut Drifter T-Shirts

Some rafters are caught red-handed seated comfortably in stolen floating devices...

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Dawing your Cellphone

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Dog Day Afternoon

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

"I'd rather be at the office."

Freddie's water

"Travellin' through?"

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

Continental Drift.

"I suppose we could call it the doughnut asteroid..."

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

Sometimes, when she was bored at work, she would graze around the internet.

Linda sets a pick, allowing Dave a clear path to the last doughnut.

'Donuts make me STRONG!'

'Sky. . . earth. . . trees. . . birds. . . what a novel idea.'

Snooze Cruise

"Sure, we've hopelessly lost but, right now, who cares?"

"I believe the doughnuts were planted in my squad car in an effort to discredit me."

"Let's have a look at that Appalachian trail map again."

"I got in 9 holes this morning!"

Land's End

'I can see it's going to be one of those days — my doughnut just rolled down the mountain.'

'I know you're excited about the game, Norman, but is it really necessary to slam dunk your doughnut?'

"Tell you what, Clancy, nobody puts donuts away like an FBI agent."