Doughnut Detective T-Shirts

"I believe the doughnuts were planted in my squad car in an effort to discredit me."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Cake Free Zone

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Another day in the Splenda mines

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Cookie Surveillance

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Missing Easter Egg

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

Doughnut Criminals

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

"It's marzipan pigs."

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'For gods sake get back, there's a triple chocolate fudge cake in there!'

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

"Sure we could just print out the specials, but the chef doesn't want to leave a paper trail."

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

"Hey, guess what we're having for dinner tomorrow."

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

"We're well known for our freshly cooked food. Your order will be ready in a few minutes, Madame."

Live yogurt.

'You can stop looking guys, i found it ! The PROOF is in the pudding!' A detective finds a photo, proof of a murder in a bowl of pudding.

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

"It looks like there is too much dairy in your diet."

'He was using eggplant - another tragic case of apple pie fraud.'