Doughnut Detective Gifts

"I believe the doughnuts were planted in my squad car in an effort to discredit me."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Cake Free Zone

Another day in the Splenda mines

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Cookie Surveillance

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Missing Easter Egg

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"It's marzipan pigs."

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

Doughnut Criminals

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

'For gods sake get back, there's a triple chocolate fudge cake in there!'

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

"Sure we could just print out the specials, but the chef doesn't want to leave a paper trail."

"We're well known for our freshly cooked food. Your order will be ready in a few minutes, Madame."

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"Hey, guess what we're having for dinner tomorrow."

Piñata police line-up.

Live yogurt.

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

'You can stop looking guys, i found it ! The PROOF is in the pudding!' A detective finds a photo, proof of a murder in a bowl of pudding.

"You asked for the soup of the day, you didn't specify what day."