Doodle Detective Gifts

"Hackers uncover the on-hold doodles of George Clooney."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Dog Nightmares

Instructional guide to scribbling

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'So who needs sonar?!'

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

'All good things must come to an end.'

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

"Pssst. Fake poop."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

High School Schedule

"What's all this?"

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

'This duck call works too well.'

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

Fido and Fifi

"What? Out of ink already? I just bought this pen."

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"That's why I don't use those dog carriers."

'I need affordable daycare now!'

Creator's Block

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.