Doodle Detective Gifts

"Hackers uncover the on-hold doodles of George Clooney."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Instructional guide to scribbling

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'So who needs sonar?!'

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

"Pssst. Fake poop."

'All good things must come to an end.'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

High School Schedule

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

"What's all this?"

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

'This duck call works too well.'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

Fido and Fifi

Creator's Block

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

'I need affordable daycare now!'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'