Dog Detective Gifts

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"You're the one with the fancy forensic psychology degree; you tell me which one of them did it."

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'This is 'Louis': He can make you a fake pedigree for 200 dollars...'

"It's a smart refrigerator that requires a password to open it. They always use one of our names. Their lack of creativity has finally caught up with them."

'Yes, there are a few questions about his parentage.'

Lost dog, finders keepers.

'Up until now I thought all your questions were rhetorical.'

'Why is that traffic cop blowing his whistle at us?...Uh-oh!'

Did you see my dog?

He Did It!

'Sheep-dogs give me the creeps: I can't tell if they're watching me or not...'

Dog to dog: 'On the internet, I can sniff out anybody.'

Wanted dog! reward!

'Bad dog! Bad, bad dog!'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'It's alright-just looking for my pen!'

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

'What sort of mix is she?'

Dog scan.

'So who needs sonar?!'

'A bone? Nah, he's burried the rival gang's dog.'

Woman's dog has escaped into a mousehole.

"You can tell a lot about people by the type of do they have."

'I'm sorry, Sonny. But, the FBI doesn't look for missing doggies... Even if you do think he might've crossed the state line.'

"You know you can be tracked."

"I hear he has more than bones buried."

"She's looking for just the right place to poopie."

"I'm sure your dog can locate anything, but, I doubt lost computer files may be beyond his capabilities."

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"

"I'm working on finding a healthier alternative to sniffing butts."

"Stay cool - we're picking up a lot of chatter."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"