Dog Detectives Gifts

Dog pointing at a line of cat suspects.

"Someone butt-dialed me and I'm trying to smell who it is."

Barks in code.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Dog Nightmares

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Murder in Apartment 6-K

'So who needs sonar?!'

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"Pssst. Fake poop."

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

"What's all this?"

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"Now how did she know?"

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

Fido and Fifi

'Where my balls go?'

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"That's why I don't use those dog carriers."

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

'This article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that.'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'