Puzzle Detective Gifts

'I can't find the 'Where's Waldo' books.'

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

Light Bulb Moment

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

A boy acting suspiciously

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

Thinking and thinking backwards.

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

"Is there a God?"

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

"Any clues?"

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

The Big Four debate banking ethics

We have control of you brain.

Bizarre sights.

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

'Counterfeiting? Whadda you mean? I was just pumping up the local economy.'

Dr. Rontgens shadow.

Cartoon heading in the right direction.

'Did you see who pushed you?'

Ernie, what's a seven-letter phrase for "sadistic behavior"? Beats me.

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

Elevator dilemma.

"I love my unreliable narrator. You?"

Quick Crossword.

Ed's super-romantic but he's always a police detective. He calls our love 'consensual identity theft.'