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'I can't find the 'Where's Waldo' books.'

Light Bulb Moment

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

A boy acting suspiciously

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

Thinking and thinking backwards.

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

"Is there a God?"

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

"Any clues?"

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

We have control of you brain.

Bizarre sights.

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

'Counterfeiting? Whadda you mean? I was just pumping up the local economy.'

'Did you see who pushed you?'

Ed's super-romantic but he's always a police detective. He calls our love 'consensual identity theft.'

Elevator dilemma.

Quick Crossword.

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

Dr. Rontgens shadow.

Cartoon heading in the right direction.

"I love my unreliable narrator. You?"

'Since you stole my identity I thought I'd bring you the rest of the package.'