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"Any clues?"

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

Introducing...Anagraman.

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

Sometimes Y Turn

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

'You seem very confident this morning.'

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

'New career low - gave out a page of Ulysses to my freshmen and they thought it was a wordsearch.'

"It's a puzzle to me"

Coffee Time Crossword

A senior moment.

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

Baby Crossword Puzzle.

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

Plots unveiled

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

'Did you know that a spell checker is useless on math word problems?'

'Warspeak department' making up new military terminology.

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

What's a twelve-letter phrase for "modify anger"? "Temper temper"!

'Don't disturb your father for an hour he's busy doing the Five minute crossword.'

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'