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"Stay focused, man. We're on a search for Big Foot."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Abacus.

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

"It's incredible, Watson. I... I feel like a god."

"Any clues?"

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

'It seems to be pretty easy, chief. The victim was a fishmonger and we've got a motive, a culprit and a murder weapon.'

"We need to talk about procrastination."

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

The Butlers Ball.

Quick Crossword.

The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

'I gather this is your first sting operation.'

"You can use Dave's cubicle. He has Seasonal Affective Disorder and won't be using it this winter. Whoa! I guess I'm wrong. There he is, hibernating under the desk!"

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

'Ghah. They've moved everything round again.'

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

'Hi, Honey, I'm homicide...'

"I'm looking for justice."

'Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere.'

"Bit of luck Watson! I've found the missing clue."