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It was the break they had been waiting for: prints left behind at the scene of the crime.

"I'm looking for justice."

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

A detective looking at chalked outline of dead man.

"Poor guy was crushed like a bug. Looks like someone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning."

"Bit of luck Watson! I've found the missing clue."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

"Any questions?"

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"My resume is concise, succinct and eloquently worded. I only hope they know what I'm talking about."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"I propose the next person who says 'it is what it is,' we beat the living hell out of him."

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

"We succumbed to your hype."

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

"It's incredible, Watson. I... I feel like a god."

Moon Cave

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

Desert Island Surveillance.

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'

"Well, just when can you call for it, Mr. Harper?"

'It seems to be pretty easy, chief. The victim was a fishmonger and we've got a motive, a culprit and a murder weapon.'

'002' - A discussion about 007.

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

The Butlers Ball.

"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.

'That's it. You're getting warmer. Ooh! Now, you're red hot!'