Crossword Puzzle Detective Prints

"Any clues?"

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

Introducing...Anagraman.

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

Sometimes Y Turn

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

'You seem very confident this morning.'

"It's a puzzle to me"

'New career low - gave out a page of Ulysses to my freshmen and they thought it was a wordsearch.'

Coffee Time Crossword

A senior moment.

Baby Crossword Puzzle.

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

Plots unveiled

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

'Did you know that a spell checker is useless on math word problems?'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'Warspeak department' making up new military terminology.

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.