Puzzle Doctor T-Shirts

Will spell your name

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

Light Bulb Moment

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

The practical psychopath

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Escher exhibition first floor

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

Man Lifting Heavy Block

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Man and brain

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"If gravity were to suddenly fail pigs would fly."

Challenge and solution

Thinking Cap (a hat in the form of a brain).

Thinking and thinking backwards.

'I told you I knew what nine sevens is...'

'They say my tests are too hard. Maybe I should switch from Essay to Connect-the-Dot.'

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'