Crossword Detective Gifts

'What do you call a person who steals identities?', 'An 'yclept-o-maniac.''

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'You seem very confident this morning.'

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

"It's a puzzle to me"

Coffee Time Crossword

Baby Crossword Puzzle.

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

"Any clues?"

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'Don't disturb your father for an hour he's busy doing the Five minute crossword.'

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

'Sorry, I can't help you: I'm very good at mazes, but not crosswords...'

"The thing with Sudoku is I can never find the right words to fit."

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

'Oh yes, Steve is very smart. . . he even does the crossword puzzles in ink.'

'Tiling a Bathroom for a Crossword Puzzle Editor.'

"We think your one down - thats what's giving you a headache"

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

'Number 19 across, 5 letter word, starts with 't', ends with 'h'...' 'How about truth?'

Bookshelves arranged like a crossword puzzle.

Quick Crossword.