Crossword Detective Pillows

Ernie, what's a seven-letter phrase for "sadistic behavior"? Beats me.

'What do you call a person who steals identities?', 'An 'yclept-o-maniac.''

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

'You seem very confident this morning.'

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

"It's a puzzle to me"

Coffee Time Crossword

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

Baby Crossword Puzzle.

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

"Any clues?"

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'Don't disturb your father for an hour he's busy doing the Five minute crossword.'

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

"The thing with Sudoku is I can never find the right words to fit."

What's a twelve-letter phrase for "modify anger"? "Temper temper"!

'Sorry, I can't help you: I'm very good at mazes, but not crosswords...'

'I'm sure you'll find having a crossword will help your marriage.'

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

'Tiling a Bathroom for a Crossword Puzzle Editor.'

'Oh yes, Steve is very smart. . . he even does the crossword puzzles in ink.'

"We think your one down - thats what's giving you a headache"

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

'Number 19 across, 5 letter word, starts with 't', ends with 'h'...' 'How about truth?'