Crosswords Gifts

A spiders web crossword

"If you hate being on hold, and want to get on with your work, press 1 - if you want to be on hold for a long time so you can do the crossword...."

Crossword Cow.

'Mm hmm...And could you describe this feeling of isolation, using, say... one seven-letter word?'

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

'The cat's finishing off your sudoku again.'

"It's a puzzle to me"

Coffee Time Crossword

"And this is a crossword puzzle I'm working on."

"Ever since I died, I don't care as much about the crossword."

'Oh yes, Steve is very smart. . . he even does the crossword puzzles in ink.'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'Tiling a Bathroom for a Crossword Puzzle Editor.'

You managed the Times crossword in one sitting? Yes, on my trip to Australia.

"I'm afraid it's something with a seriously long acronym. Not to worry though - we've found a consultant who's good at crosswords - to look it up for you."

"We think your one down - thats what's giving you a headache"

"Who did the damn crossword?"

Ace Puzzle Books Ltd.

Military Intelligence - Cross word puzzle instead of medal ribbons.

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

'Bad dog! Stop doing the crossword puzzles.'

Newspaper reads: Which is correct? Su-dock-oo; Su-doo-koo; Su-doe-ku.'

"Our standards are so high we only hire people who do crossword puzzles in ink."

'Look, can't you take it in turns to do the daily Sudoku?'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

Prisoner using shadow to do crossword.

'Four across is 'Carpathian'...'

'Ten down, sixty-three across looks easy.'

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

Menu. He spends most of the day doing word puzzles --- He likes everything scrambled.

Frank, what's the plural of "Mrs."? "Bigamy."

He's angry with me but I don't understand what he's saying because he's speaking very cryptically. Don't ask me. I can't solve "cross word" puzzles.

What's a word for sweetener that begins with a "B"? Honey?

"I see that on Sunday, June 7, 2009, you Googled the answer to 16 Across—a five-letter word for the ancient capital of Assyria."

Solution To Saturday's Puzzle