Crossword Puzzler Gifts

'Umm...three across. Name a South American country...seven letters...begins with a 'U' - I've tried Yugoslavia...but it doesn't fit.'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'You seem very confident this morning.'

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

"It's a puzzle to me"

Coffee Time Crossword

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

Baby Crossword Puzzle.

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

"Any clues?"

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'Sorry, I can't help you: I'm very good at mazes, but not crosswords...'

'I'm sure you'll find having a crossword will help your marriage.'

'Don't disturb your father for an hour he's busy doing the Five minute crossword.'

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

"The thing with Sudoku is I can never find the right words to fit."

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

What's a twelve-letter phrase for "modify anger"? "Temper temper"!

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

'Oh yes, Steve is very smart. . . he even does the crossword puzzles in ink.'

'Tiling a Bathroom for a Crossword Puzzle Editor.'

"We think your one down - thats what's giving you a headache"

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

'Number 19 across, 5 letter word, starts with 't', ends with 'h'...' 'How about truth?'

Ernie, what's a seven-letter phrase for "sadistic behavior"? Beats me.