Crossword Wizard Gifts

Coffee Time Crossword

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

"You're going to hate yourself."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

Introducing...Anagraman.

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

"I don't believe in egrets."

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

'You seem very confident this morning.'

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

"Waiter! - May I have a doggie bag please. . ?"

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

"It's a puzzle to me"

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

Baby Crossword Puzzle.

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

"He ate all the Scrabble tiles. Now he keeps leaving little messages around the house."

'The chechako sparged rhamnose into his yerba.'

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

"Any clues?"

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'Sorry, I can't help you: I'm very good at mazes, but not crosswords...'

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

'Don't disturb your father for an hour he's busy doing the Five minute crossword.'

What's a twelve-letter phrase for "modify anger"? "Temper temper"!

'I'm sure you'll find having a crossword will help your marriage.'

"The thing with Sudoku is I can never find the right words to fit."