Crossword Wizard Gifts

Coffee Time Crossword

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

"You're going to hate yourself."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

Introducing...Anagraman.

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

"I don't believe in egrets."

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

"Waiter! - May I have a doggie bag please. . ?"

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

'You seem very confident this morning.'

"It's a puzzle to me"

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

Baby Crossword Puzzle.

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

'The chechako sparged rhamnose into his yerba.'

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

"Any clues?"

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

'Don't disturb your father for an hour he's busy doing the Five minute crossword.'

'Sorry, I can't help you: I'm very good at mazes, but not crosswords...'

"The thing with Sudoku is I can never find the right words to fit."

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

'Oh yes, Steve is very smart. . . he even does the crossword puzzles in ink.'