Crime Puzzle Fanatic Gifts

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"Why do you feel like you're lost?"

Gangster's To-Do List

Ignorance of the Law

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

Animals have broken into (and out of) Norm's home through window.

Exposed and imprisoned.

A convict escaping during the press scrum

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'This kit car had a little more assembly required than I had hoped for.'