Snack Detective Gifts

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

Vending Machine Items - 50 cents.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Honest Vending

Jewish Geometry

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

Pie Filling Reader

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Student Food Pyramid

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"It's a map to the vending machines."

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

"You complete me."

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

'Because it's there!'