School Snack Sleuth Gifts

School Tuck shop

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

Jewish Geometry

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"Works every time."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

Student Food Pyramid

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"We know you boosted that milk truck!" "Admit it or we'll take a bite outta you!"

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"It's a map to the vending machines."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

"You complete me."

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

'Because it's there!'