School Snack Sleuth Gifts

School Tuck shop

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Honest Vending

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Jewish Geometry

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

"Works every time."

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Student Food Pyramid

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

"It's a map to the vending machines."

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

'Beer? Wassat then?'

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"We know you boosted that milk truck!" "Admit it or we'll take a bite outta you!"

"You complete me."

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

'Because it's there!'

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'