Sweet Snack Scavenger Gifts

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Bad for you but to die for

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

Super Heroes.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"Works every time."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Student Food Pyramid

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'Mom can I have another apple?'

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"It's a map to the vending machines."

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Budget Munchies

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"You complete me."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Because it's there!'