Snack Defender Gifts

Searching for a snack defender gift? Our collection of fun, creatively themed items is perfect for anyone who fiercely protects their snacks. From witty mugs to cheeky T-shirts, find a humorous way to honor their snack guarding spirit and bring a smile to their face.

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'Drop the can opener!'

from $19.00

Online supermarket - "No you can't have lollies! You can't have chocolate! You can't have ice-cream!"

Online supermarket - "No you can't have lollies! You can't have chocolate! You can't have ice-cream!" mockup

Online supermarket - "No you can't have lollies! You can't have chocolate! You can't have ice-cream!"

from $19.00

Be aware of what your food is up to: protect yourself against snack attacks.

Be aware of what your food is up to: protect yourself against snack attacks. mockup

Be aware of what your food is up to: protect yourself against snack attacks.

from $19.00

Naughty Dog

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"I'm warning you! One step closer and I'll scream!"

"I'm warning you! One step closer and I'll scream!" mockup

"I'm warning you! One step closer and I'll scream!"

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Bad for you but to die for

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'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?' mockup

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

from $19.00

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents. mockup

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

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"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..." mockup

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

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Honest Vending

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"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer." mockup

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

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"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street." mockup

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

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"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies." mockup

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

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"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines." mockup

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

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"You're really not too extreme, huh?" mockup

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

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Parisian man eating pastries

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Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand. mockup

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

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Student Food Pyramid

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'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.' mockup

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

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... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted. mockup

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

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In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change. mockup

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

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Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker. mockup

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

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"Do you want fries with that?"

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Food Pyramid

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College Bowl Games - Sponsors

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"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!" mockup

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

from $19.00

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.' mockup

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

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"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?" mockup

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

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'Beer? Wassat then?'

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The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer mockup

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

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"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top." mockup

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

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Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine mockup

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

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"It's a map to the vending machines." mockup

"It's a map to the vending machines."

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"You complete me."

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"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

from $19.00

Snack Defender Gifts Collection

Snack Defender Mugs

Explore our collection of snack defender mugs and find a witty drinkware piece that keeps their snack protection humor brewing daily.

Snack Defender Pillows

Snuggle up with our playful snack defender pillows—ideal for cozying up after a hard day of snack guarding.

Snack Defender Prints

Decorate their space with humorous snack defender prints that celebrate their snack security skills with clever artwork and vibrant designs.

Snack Defender T-Shirts

Discover a range of snack defender T-shirts—fun, comfortable, and perfect for showing off their snack protection prowess in style.