'Drop the can opener!'
Snack Defender Gifts
Searching for a snack defender gift? Our collection of fun, creatively themed items is perfect for anyone who fiercely protects their snacks. From witty mugs to cheeky T-shirts, find a humorous way to honor their snack guarding spirit and bring a smile to their face.
Online supermarket - "No you can't have lollies! You can't have chocolate! You can't have ice-cream!"
Armstrong, do you remember the first girl you ever kissed? Of course I do, minion. Here, let me call it up
Be aware of what your food is up to: protect yourself against snack attacks.
Naughty Dog
"I'm warning you! One step closer and I'll scream!"
Bad for you but to die for
'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'
Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.
Honest Vending
"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."
"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."
"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."
"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."
"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."
"You're really not too extreme, huh?"
"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."
Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.
Parisian man eating pastries
Student Food Pyramid
"Whoa! One last doughnut left."
'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'
... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.
In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.
Boy defends his last fry.
Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.
"Do you want fries with that?"
Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine
"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"
The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer
"You complete me."
Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.
"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"
College Bowl Games - Sponsors
'Beer? Wassat then?'
Snack Defender Gifts Collection
Snack Defender Mugs
Explore our collection of snack defender mugs and find a witty drinkware piece that keeps their snack protection humor brewing daily.
Snack Defender Pillows
Snuggle up with our playful snack defender pillows—ideal for cozying up after a hard day of snack guarding.
Snack Defender Prints
Decorate their space with humorous snack defender prints that celebrate their snack security skills with clever artwork and vibrant designs.
Snack Defender T-Shirts
Discover a range of snack defender T-shirts—fun, comfortable, and perfect for showing off their snack protection prowess in style.