Snack Defender Mugs

'Drop the can opener!'

Online supermarket - "No you can't have lollies! You can't have chocolate! You can't have ice-cream!"

Be aware of what your food is up to: protect yourself against snack attacks.

Naughty Dog

"I'm warning you! One step closer and I'll scream!"

Bad for you but to die for

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Parisian man eating pastries

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Student Food Pyramid

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"Do you want fries with that?"

Food Pyramid

College Bowl Games - Sponsors

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Beer? Wassat then?'

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"It's a map to the vending machines."

"You complete me."

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"