Desert Drifter Gifts

"Travellin' through?"

"Let's have a look at that Appalachian trail map again."

"It's so hot...does this bike have air conditioner?"

"At least I've got a nice tan..."

Freddie's water

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

(Camel paintings)

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

Cactus seats.

Tourists in Egypt

The americanisation of vulture.

'Are we broke yet?'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

A Tumble Cow

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."