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"Travellin' through?"

"Let's have a look at that Appalachian trail map again."

"It's so hot...does this bike have air conditioner?"

"At least I've got a nice tan..."

Freddie's water

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

(Camel paintings)

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Cactus seats.

The americanisation of vulture.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Tourists in Egypt

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'Are we broke yet?'

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

A Tumble Cow

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"Valet park only"

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'