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'You and your scenic routes!'

'Water...Water...'

'There are Moses and the Jews again... Should we tell them they're going round and round in circles?'

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

'It's hard to get a message out from here. I've only got one log.'

'One hump of two?'

What has really happened in the desert...

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

"Happy Hump Day!"

Tourists

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Cactus seats.

The americanisation of vulture.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'Are we broke yet?'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Mohammad's motors

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"Valet park only"

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Sand danger