Desert Traveler T-Shirts

Dog in the desert trying to reach a toilet.

'You and your scenic routes!'

'Water...Water...'

'There are Moses and the Jews again... Should we tell them they're going round and round in circles?'

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

'It's hard to get a message out from here. I've only got one log.'

'One hump of two?'

What has really happened in the desert...

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

"Happy Hump Day!"

Tourists

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

The americanisation of vulture.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Cactus seats.

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Are we broke yet?'

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Mohammad's motors

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"Valet park only"

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."