Ironic Desert Traveler T-Shirts

'You go ahead. I just don't feel like drinking this afternoon ...'

Tourists

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

"Now you can send it."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

Mohammad's motors

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"...it's another metal detector."

Tourist

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

'This is you, enlarged.'

Sand danger

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

Moses gets REALLY lost in the desert.

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"