Ironic Desert Traveler Prints

'You go ahead. I just don't feel like drinking this afternoon ...'

Tourists

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"Now you can send it."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Mohammad's motors

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

Tourist

"...it's another metal detector."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Sand danger

'This is you, enlarged.'

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."