Ironic Travelers Prints

"Without question, you're a big improvement on our last tour rep."

Carefree luggage.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"Now you can send it."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"...it's another metal detector."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"Thank god we're out of the city."

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

"You have arrived at your destination."

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

Death Takes A Time-Share

"I learned how to pack small. I bought Brad a big suitcase."

Witch's broom with a luggage compartment.

Tourist is told to go home by a monument

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

"Camping is a great way to get away from it all...just humans against nature...with nothing to distract us."

Woman painting a man drowning.

'No - I'll give the underlay a miss.'

"Your brochure led me to believe it'd have a more temperate climate."

Newly married couple on a magic carpet.

'It'll be a working vacation.'

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

Hiker and the Rodents.

'I want her to become accustomed to air travel.'

'About my accrued holdiay pay...can you mail it to my offshore account?'