Ironic Adventurers Prints

'You know this lake like the back of your hand - I guess your hand didn't know about the six foot drop off!'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Thomas Mann.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Man fishing with large bait

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"Now you can send it."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

Think Tank

Super Student

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"Shred the plank."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"...it's another metal detector."

'You present a very convincing argument.'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Call me!"

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"