Ironic Travelers T-Shirts

"Without question, you're a big improvement on our last tour rep."

Carefree luggage.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"Now you can send it."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"...it's another metal detector."

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

"Thank god we're out of the city."

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"You have arrived at your destination."

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

Death Takes A Time-Share

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

"I learned how to pack small. I bought Brad a big suitcase."

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

"Camping is a great way to get away from it all...just humans against nature...with nothing to distract us."

'No - I'll give the underlay a miss.'

Witch's broom with a luggage compartment.

Tourist is told to go home by a monument

Woman painting a man drowning.

Newly married couple on a magic carpet.

'It'll be a working vacation.'

Hiker and the Rodents.

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

"You'll get three meals a day,but they will all be continental breakfast."

'About my accrued holdiay pay...can you mail it to my offshore account?'

'I want her to become accustomed to air travel.'