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"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

Tourists

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

Building a Shelter

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Mohammad's motors

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

Feeling for shells

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'Outside with that!'

Tourist

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

'This is you, enlarged.'

Sand danger

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Child with doll in the sea

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

Moses gets REALLY lost in the desert.