Tiny Desert Wanderer Gifts

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

Tourists

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Building a Shelter

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

Mohammad's motors

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

Feeling for shells

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'Outside with that!'

'This is you, enlarged.'

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

Sand danger

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

Tourist

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar