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'No, kids, we're not there yet.'

"You overpacked again."

Tourists

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Sparkling Water

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Cactus seats.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'Are we broke yet?'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

Mohammad's motors

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Tourist

Sand danger

'This is you, enlarged.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Desert Dermatologist

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.