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'No, kids, we're not there yet.'

"You overpacked again."

Tourists

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Sparkling Water

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Cactus seats.

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

'Are we broke yet?'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

Mohammad's motors

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

Tourist

Desert Dermatologist

'What are you in the mood for? Fast food or a more leisurely dining experience?'

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

Sand danger

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.