Desert Trekker (in Spirit) T-Shirts

'I just spent forty years in the desert with Moses. Can we get a cold drink?'

Tourists

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

(Camel paintings)

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Sparkling Water

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Tourists in Egypt

The americanisation of vulture.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Cactus seats.

'Are we broke yet?'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

A Tumble Cow

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'